Morbid Zombie Mondays ~ 10 Characters

In honor of my new segment FCF I thought I would give you a list of 10 characters I'd want with me when the impending zombie apocalypse is here. Enjoy! (I love making lists!)


Bill Pardy, Mal or just Nathan Fillion

What can I say about Nathan Fillion that would do him justice. Well first of all I'd want him with me so I know he'd be alive during the zombie takeover. It might be his dashing good looks, his witty characters or just because he looks like he could wield a machete real good, but he also just looks like he might be a natural badass.




Beatrix Kiddo

Okay, you have to admit it, Kill Bill's Beatrix Kiddo is the single most hardcore, ass-kicking female character to come out maybe even ever. The bitch can wield a samurai like no other and slice up some zombie ass. All I can say is, she's super bad-ass and she'd be a survivor until the very end.






Ash

He has a knack for always trying to save the girl, so I think my chances might be pretty good with this one. Not to mention he's from one of the greatest horror franchises I can think of. I love me some Ashley Williams with his quick comments and chainsaw arm. I can't think of anything to say about his boomstick that doesn't sound too sexual so I'm leaving it alone.




Tom Jane as Frank Castle or David Drayton

Where's Tom Jane? It's a little joke around our house because I swear I have multiple dreams of Tom Jane a week and wake up asking, Where's Tom Jane? Oh the things I would do to Tom Jane... but that's not the entire reason I chose him. I just keep on thinking he could save me from a zombie attack over and over and over again. I'd even take his character Henry from Dreamcatcher. He makes me still think he has to be related to Christopher Lambert somehow, but then again I don't wanna have sexy dreams of CL, so I'm okay with it. He seems like he could kick some major ass and still be so damn good looking while doing it. Okay, my mind is wondering so let's keep going.






El Wray

This fucker knows how to use a gun. Since he didn't make it trough planet terror, he shouldn't be on my list, but he is one bad ass mo fo'. But he also doesn't need a gun, he's got some damn good moves and he's quick on his feet. Just goes to show you: Good things come in small packages. He just needs to work on not sacrificing himself and his awesomeness for other people.






Cherry Darling

Another Planet Terror cutie is Rose Mcgowan's character. She might seem like an extra hassle, but she's got some moves herself. A little unrealistic, but she makes it work. She and I  can make kicking zombie ass look good.






Tallahassee

This is no big surprise considering all of the zombie killing he already does in Zombieland. Plus Woody Harrelson is one of the people I would most like to just kick it with, but if there has to be some killing I'm counting on Tallahassee. He's got no fear when it comes to confrontations with the undead, which will come in handy when they are swarming you. Plus he's funny, I like that.






John Preston

Did you see what he did in Equilibrium, hell yeah I want him with me. Enough said.






Daryl Dixon

He's my favorite in the Walking Dead series, mostly for his decisions and passion and all around thinking. He thinks about things differently than most and has the potential to be a real hero. He may be pig-headed at times, but come on, the world is overrun with zombies.






Dwight Schrute

I know you may be laughing at this, but if zombies decided to raid Scranton, you know Dwight would do something about it. His survival skills may just finally come in handy. If anything he is always good for a laugh. But I'm thinking Dwight would come to redeem himself and kick some major zombie butt.