I know that as zombies, we have some minor skin defects; flaking, peeling, itching. So I'm here to offer a zombie hand to aid to your back-scratchin' needs.
The zombie back scratcher! No more do you need to use a plain ol' severed human arm to scratch those pesky itchy spots, the zombie back scratcher looks like a real zombie hand! This clever fellow zombie Mike Rotella, has made us the ultimate tool for getting that extra flake of skin off your back, toes or anywhere else you choose to scratch. So get your zombie back scratcher today, only real zombies use Zombie Back Scratchers! So
scratch that itch! Buy one today! Humans beware: may cause zombie infection
the bone sticking out is the best...
ReplyDeletehow you been?
Been okay, wedding stuff is getting to me though :( Trying to work more on the Monster Book to ease my mind and get it back on track. Thank you again for the great review on Amazon by the way. Cian was so excited!!!!
Deleteoh man I would totally buy that! :D
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteOMG this is PERFECT. My hubby is the only person I've ever met who actually buys and used multiple back scratchers. SO BUYING THIS!!!
ReplyDeleteThe "zombie arm" backscracher is pretty cool....
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