Black Sheep: There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand, and they're pissed off!
This movie is meant to be pretty cheesy and funny, but I have to tell you, it scared the shit out of some people. Apparently, some folk's worst nightmares are rabid-like farm animals. If you haven't seen Black Sheep, give it a try if you like your cinema a little ridiculous and fun. Think of it like a werewolf movie, but with sheep.
Growing up on the family sheep farm was idyllic for smart, sensitive Harry Olfield, except for some knavish mischief from cocky brother Angus, until their dad has a fatal accident. Fifteen years later, Harry has finished sheep-phobia therapy and his ICT schooling and returns. Angus buys him out, all ready to present the genetically engineered Oldfield sheep he bred with a ruthless team. When environmentalist Grant steals a discarded embryo, which has sharp teeth, he gets bitten by it, and thus the first to be infected with predatory hunger and a mechanism that turns any mammal into a werewolf version. Running for the farm men, Grant's mate, student Experience, gets teamed up with Harry and his boorish but gentle pastoral youth friend Tucker. They must survive both the bloodthirsty sheep and their creators, who didn't realize this yet but dispose of an antidote.
Best thing about Black Sheep: Well let's see here, THEY ARE WERE-SHEEP, come on!
Beyond ReAnimator: Herbert West is at it again!
As many of you know, I'm a huge Re-Animator fan so this could either come as a surprise or not that I love this movie. Many people actually hated this movie and thought it was a horrible sequel to the brilliant Re-Animator, but you have to find the beauty and hilarity in this as I did. It's seriously funny and full of ridiculousness like dubbed voices and a fight between a infected rat and a severed penis.
Everyone's favorite mad scientist Herbert West is currently in jail after having state's evidence turned against him by his former assistant, Dan Cain. While being led away, some re-agent falls from his pocket where it is picked up by a young man who was camping nearby. The young man finds Herbert down in his jail cell and learns for himself just what the re-agent is capable of.
Best thing about Beyond ReAnimator: Did you not hear me before? There is a fight between a rat and a penis! And of course there is always your lovable Jeffrey Combs.
Slither: They are aliens, but they are also slugs/worms... so I'm callin' it a monster movie people.
This not only happens to be one of the funniest monster movies out there but it also happens to be one of my all time favorite movies EVER! It's hilarious, well made and it stars Nathan Fillion, yum! If you haven't seen it, please just watch it for me, pretty please. I love this movie and think James Gunn should have gotten a lot more credit for making such a fantastic mix of a movie. Me and my family have been saying quotes from this movie whenever we can fit it into a daily situation since we first saw it.
In this blend of the B movie classic _Blob, The (1958)_ and some Romero's zombies film, a meteorite collides in a small town. Grant finds it, and is infected by a parasite worm, which installs in his brain and causes him a creepy transformation into a monster. Starla, his wife, and Bill, a policeman, will try to stop him and the plague of worms generated by the creature.
Best thing about Slither: Other than the fact that is has a perfect cast including Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks and Michael Rooker, it also has amazing special effects and some of the best character development I have seen. It is full of so many quotes that you'll remember it for a long damn time!
A little extra for ya', Best quotes! Guaranteed to make you crack up if you've seen the movie or ones to look out for if you haven't!
"There's something wrong with me!"
"It's just a bee sting"
"We're itchy!" (we use this one all the time ahahah)
"Bitch is hardcore." (This one makes me laugh out loud every time I watch this movie, just thinking about it is making me wanna watch it bwahahahhaa)
"... you got your Lyme disease"
"Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces, and then you... eat a sandwich without washin' your hands. You got your lyme disease! "
"It's the only coke I like!" (referring to Mr. Pibb lol)
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