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Wedding Wednesdays ~ Happily Engaged

Happily engaged; The story of Brit and Cian.

Yes, it's that special time when you get to find out more about the lovely man I'm marrying and how we came to be.

Me and Cian met through a mutual friend by the name of Jake. I worked with him, Cian was his roommate. Cian was supposed to be moving out and I was going to take his place, but moved in early since I needed a place to live.

So we started off as Roommates; roommates who obviously had crushes on each other. I liked him, but he had a girlfriend. Then he liked me, but I had a boyfriend. Astrid showed up on our doorstep, we decided to keep her even though we weren't a couple. Our other relationships didn't last. So...

 Our first kiss was on his birthday, he kissed me. But it took him over 2 weeks to ask me out on our first date. I'm embarrassed to admit it but, our first date was Twilight! Ahhhh Blushing. After just a couple weeks we fell in love, fast. And that's how it started.

We had some absolutely fantastic first couple of months, got our own apartment together, life, you know. We also had some rough times there in the middle, I mean really rough (exes, kids, exes) but they weren't so bad that we fell outta love. Now it's over 3 years later and we are even more in love and engaged!

Happy birthday Random Girl!

Or should I say Britnie... Yay! It's almost time to our regular show here on It's On Random, but for now it's my Birthday suckas! So I'm gonna go submerge my face in a cake, have a good couple drinks and be with my friends and family... I'd invite you all, but you guys are all over the country!! Lol! Thank for the b-day wishes and if ya wanna get me a gift... look to your right for my list!

Wedding Wednesdays ~ Will you be my Bridesmaid?

I wanted a special way to ask my friends to be my bridesmaids, so I started thinking gift baskets. Coming up with the contents was the funnest part.

Click for tutorials:
1. Bridesmaid packets   2. Candy Bar   3. Homemade Bubble Bath   4. Fizzy Bath Salts   5. Pick Your Poison Elixirs

Q&A #2

What were you like when you were a kid? I don't remember
When was the first time that you had beer? Probably pretty early in life as my parents weren't strict on alcohol as long as it was with them. I'm a beer lover now though!
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? The first thing I would do is buy my mama a house and make sure she doesn't have to work anymore. Then I would probably turn some into a business to keep the money coming and then buy my family a house and what have you.
What would your dream house be like? Give me something old or Victorian!
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why? Maybe my height lol! I'm 5 foot exactly, it's pretty short. I'd maybe give myself a couple of inches. If not that, I'd change my hair and make it twice as thick. 
Where’s Waldo? In my bathroom
Do you dream often? I dream constantly! I'm a huge daydreamer.
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? Kisser, I'm not a fighter. 
What last made you laugh? Probably something Cian said, he makes me laugh 4 times a day.
Spontaneity or stability? I like a healthy mix of both. Family needs stability but love needs spontaneity.
Do you like kids? I like my kids, but I'm not a fan of other people's children. I want to smack half the kids I see. 
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Are we talking presents here? If so, then I love giving, I'm an awesome gift giver. 
What is your favorite word? It's a bad one! my favorite swear word is cunt, I think people give it too much power. It's a great road rage word.
What is your least favorite word? I can't eve type it, because the thought of it grosses me out, but it starts with a P.
What turns you off? sadly certain clothing or styles. 

To the Anonymous... you aren't wanted here

I just wanted to say a little something to those of you out there who just pop on over to state how much you hate me or hate what I do (anonymously). Or to those of you coming to dog my readers... you aren't wanted here so piss off.

I know that in any publication, there are people who do not agree with what you put out into the world, but that is no reason to be a total douche. So if ya wanna keep it coming, go ahead but you're creating a whole lot of bad karma for yourself :) Have a good day and good luck with yourself.

Morbid Zombie Mondays ~ pay phones for the apocalypse

What will your phones look like to distract those pesky zombies during the apocalypse? A brain, duh! But it might do you a little more harm if you need to  make a call...

Box of elixirs: Bridesmaid basket favors

I actually got this idea from MarryThis, it's brilliant and so freakin cute! They even have the download for the cute labels.

These are a few of my favorite things!

-action figures
-zombies duh
-movie collection
-my record collection
-leonetto cappiello pics
-pink grapefruit anything!!!

Wedding Wednesdays ~ Bridal Shower themes

I have to say, I can't wait to see what my MOH and Bridesmaids come up with for my shower and bachelorette party. And then again, I really wish I could plan a couple or more! I love throwing parties for other people, and when it comes to themes, I am the hostess with the most-est.

I have two theme ideas that I am in love with right now...

The 40's and 50's themed Bridal shower

As you may have already noticed, I am in love with vintage and vintage living. I dress in vintage almost everyday and I'm always so fascinated my the fashion. How fun would it be to have you and your girlfriends dress up in your favorite era? Polka dots and pin curls here I come!

Alice in Wonderland/Tea Party Bridal Shower

Again, I am aware that you all know I have an AIW fascination. I can think of so many ideas and the beautiful tea set I would use. I can think of Alice themed food and decorations that would blow the guest's minds. 

Don't call it Rockabilly

I just like my hair like this. I just like to dress this way. Call it vintage, different, 40's, 50's, even pin-up, but please, don't label me a rockabilly. I'm not. I'm not into the scene, I don't listen to the music and I don't care if anyone dresses like me. I'm into vintage black and white movies and silverscreen goddesses like Myrna Loy. I dress like this because I love the way the clothing portrays the female form. And the makup and hair is fun and different.

I've gotten asked to join several different "Rockabilly" sites and I've declined them all because to author one of them would be a lie. I know that those into the scene are very serious about it. I just don't like the term, it's kinda the opposite of the vintage lovers style. I'm tattoo free, but I do sometimes rock some crazy colors in my hair like right now so I could see where people might get confused. But truthfully I just don't like the labels. I dress this way because I find it interesting, exciting and glamorous. Plus it gives me a way to show off my feminine side.

Morbid Zombie Mondays - Zombie Footwear

Does it make you sad to look down at your ugly human feet? Do you wish you had the stunning look of me and my fellow zombie pals? Well now you can with Zombie Feet Sandals! These sandals are complete with detailed toes and sores and enough space to cover those horrible looking human feet. Blend in with the rest of your zombie friends with these new fun shoes! Rotting smell not included. 

You need these now! Click here.

You asked for them, you got em'... Britty Bratty Baby pics

You ready for the magic? Haha ready to laugh at my goofy lil pics, emphasis on the little. Enjoy the adventures of mini Brit.

Wedding Wednesdays ~ My Wedding, My rules

The Tied Bride. When it comes to weddings, some people can be so habitual and accustomed to traditions. But people need to realize that my wedding is going to go how WE want it, not what other people expect. So here are some rules we decided to break for our own wedding.

No disrespect to anyone who has held these sacred for their big day, it's just not for us.

The bouquet throw - I'm sure almost everyone does this, but truthfully I want to keep my bouquet. I'm using all preserved flowers in mine for this very reason.
Grooms cake - Why do they need their own cake? hahah I'm just kidding, this is just an extra expense we aren't going to do.
Wear white on your wedding day - Thankfully women have been wearing every color of wedding dress forever now, so this doesn't apply to everyone anymore. But still, about 75% of brides wear white on their wedding day, I've chosen Champagne.
Never wear black - Well I'm breaking this one because black is one of my favorite colors. My bow on my dress is black.
Marry on Wednesday, its the best day - I don't know many people who go by the days of the week superstitions. Weekends are popular because that's the majority of people's days off.
Don't have a cash bar - This is one of those win/lose type of situations. Some people can be so offended by the concept and some don't even notice. We are thinking about it considering we are paying for 100% of our wedding and liquor is expensive.
Don't include registry info in invites - This is another thing that tends to offend people, when you include where you're registered in your invites. People will always tell you to leave it to the Best man and Maid of Honor to tell your guests, but most of our guests are out of town and that is a HUGE burden to put two people through, so guess what? Our registry tags are going in the invitations, deal with it.
Don't go DIY crazy - I laugh at this one. Have you met me? I'm going to do as much as possible all by myself. It's a money saver and a great way to personalize your wedding.

I do stand by one rule though...

Brit's #1 rule
 - Do not let friends or family talk you in to things you don’t want for your

What rules did you break or are you planning on breaking on the big day?

Q & A Number 1

Thank you for the flood of questions, I'm so excited that you want to know more about me and my family. So let's get this started! The questions today are brought to you by: Qualgirl56, MoreMecca, Ernie the Zombie, HahaHoney and Kelley Hostel

What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? - I actually looked this one up on my iTunes and it came out to Nantes by Beirut. 

Collect anything? - vinyl movie soundtracks, action figures, zombies, vintage clothing and shoes
Do you have a signature scent? - Umm perfume or just favorite? Well a perfume I use more than everything else is Burberry Brit and I'm a huge fan of lilies!
What chore do you absolutely hate doing? - Laundry!
At what age did you become an adult? - Well I'm gonna say 17, but I know my parents would probably say next year hahaha. That's when I went off on my own and when I started to take on my first big responsibilities. 
lefty or righty, I wanna see how your brain works? - I'm a part of that 10%, I'm a lefty. Or should I say 3% considering there are twice as many male southpaws.
Nickname? - Ugh, yes I have a family nickname and now my hubby-to-be calls me it: Beans
Do you have a favorite artist? - I do! I would have to say for talent and feeling wise, Caspar David Friedrich is my favorite because my favorite painting ever is his Abbey in the Oak Forest. Commerially, Leonetto Cappiello. I have about 4 Cappiello's right now hanging in my living room ;)
What sound do you love? -  Cracking Creme Brulee! Yum!

Got some questions for me? Ask them below or email them to You can also ask them on our facebook page. 

Morbid Zombie Mondays ~ Banana Zombie

Eat your bananas before they eat you! I'm sure some of you have already seen this Banana Zombie, but I am just so in love with it. It's freaking cute as hell! Brought to you by Los Pipirisnais, this fruitful zombie is a creation of Mexican designers Xoch & Edgar

I just wanna open up a can of brains and feed him! Or I can just buy the shirt... Check it out at

It's Birthday month!

In honor of my birthday, this month will be dedicated to me, your lovable Random Girl! Hey, a blog is pretty obsessive anyway right? So if you wanted to get to know me better, now is the time. You will get to ask me questions, hear my answers and get to play little games with me :)

This year is my Golden Birthday, when you turn the same age as your birth date. So this means that I can act like it's a big deal and celebrate!

Some of the things to look forward to this month?
- Baby pictures
- Q&A - I'll try and answer a question a day or more!
- What's in your ... segments
- Favorite things

Things to look for on the side bar?
- Birthday Wishlist
- Zombtivities on sale! This will only last the month of June! Now available in Europe!

So here is one of your chances to ask me some questions! You can send me an email @ itsonrandomblog@gmail or comment on any post! You can ask me a whole mess of questions or a single inquiry. Let me have it! What do you want to know about me?